A sale is on: two weeks in the South Seas, with special rates. The Pink Panther books a vacation cruise that turns out to be on a pirate ship. When he refuses to scrub the deck, he’s made to walk the plank. The only way out of it is to tell Long John Silver a sad story and get him to cry. You see, Long John has a soft heart. As the days go on, Long John grows tired of listening.